“Hey, are you the guy that played Hamlet in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead?” (I played this role 5+ years ago in Portsmouth).
“I thought to myself ‘Hey, here comes Hamlet.'” (see above)
“I wonder if this bug can fly.” (following this comment, big bug was tossed over the cliff where it was quickly discovered that the bug did NOT fly. Willingly, anyhow.)
“Hey, look through the trees, you can see the… thing.” (The missing word here would be ‘mountain’.)